Warrior Dogs

A dog played an important role in the Osama Bin Laden operation, says Col. Ruff Marcinko, Commander of Top Secret Dog Team Alpo.

Graphic Bin Ladin images

Warning! Not for children. Graphic images not for the weak hearted attached. View at your own discretion.

Princess Eugenie Hat Day

Don't forget, next Thursday is Princess Eugenie Hat Day at Citizens Bank Park.

SUSHI ALERT!

Stay away from the Fukishima Roll. If you bring home some take-out sushi, simply turn out the lights and observe. If the sushi glows, get your longest chopsticks, take the sushi to the back yard, and bury it for 10,000 years.

Sleepy Air Traffic Controllers

You hear the reports about air traffic controllers falling asleep, and letting the pilots fend for themselves? I'm going to introduce new legislation called, "The No Snuggies in the Control Tower Act."

Think I'm gonna skip the Charlie Sheen tour.

This just in ...

Charlie Sheen has moments ago announced he's signing a deal to produce a new show on HBO to be called "Two WTFs and Ho." His co-star will be legendary middle eastern funny man, the David Brenner of Tripoli, Moammar "Jackie" Kadafi. The new show will follow the tribulations of Charlie's middle eastern cousin as he seeks asylum in the U.S. with billions of dollars, but is confused by things like what exactly is the meat in an ARBY's sandwich, and not being able to kill his subjects. And each week Charlie'll marry a new HO.