Stay away from the Fukishima Roll. If you bring home some take-out sushi, simply turn out the lights and observe. If the sushi glows, get your longest chopsticks, take the sushi to the back yard, and bury it for 10,000 years.
You hear the reports about air traffic controllers falling asleep, and letting the pilots fend for themselves? I'm going to introduce new legislation called, "The No Snuggies in the Control Tower Act."